You know that feeling? That; Accomplished feeling? The one that makes you believe you could conquer the world with a tinfoil hat, a cape made of comic book covers and your collection of Captain Planet and The Planeteer rings. No? Just me?

OK, so maybe just call it a moment in time of epiphany inciting awesomeness, also known as: The-best-fucking-feeling-ever. It's like endolphins swimming in your bloodstream farting happy gas.

Seriously, these are the things I live for:

Coffee Cup pop indicators


Those little buttons? The ones on coffee cups and maccas drink tops? POP EM! Only once though. That's all they're good for.

Crushing Ice with shoes on


Having worked a substantially lengthy time in bars and ice (sans-meth) related incidences, you can trust that I took every opportunity to hear that sweet sweet slow crushing sound.

Milo Tin foil


Popping that virgin metallic foil is just like sweet sweet victory. Victory, Virginity, Vagina. They don't all start with a 'V' for no reason now do they? Think about it ya dunce.

Dog nose cupping


Oh god, I kinda stole this off my old housemate, she used to get her index and middle finger and create a perfect seal in and around a relaxed dog's nostrils, When the said dog wakes up/realises, it breathes in and pulls the fingers perfectly encompassing the nostrils. Let the endolphins swim.

Chocolate snapping


You know that snap of a crisp fresh coldish chocolate bar/slice? Yep.

Rubbing the ridge the wrong way on a ridgeback's back*


Again my old housemates dog was the butt of hilarity come my retardedness.
*say it real fast.

Glue peeling


You know that stretchy glue you find on magazines? Peel it. Slow-like.

Orange/mandarin segments


Those little juicy pip like nodules of sappy fruit. POP! This goes for annoying poppy and sesame seeds that get stuck in between teeth, and you finally get it! POP!

Edamame


And last but not least is the ever awesome Edamame soy beans, popping in your mouth (TWSS) It's no secret by now there's an everlasting stress-releasing keychain that does it endlessly.
 

Even Homer has that 'feeling':



PS. The Anteater eating canned cheese makes my soul weep tears of joy.