First woman Prime minister!? Wow.
WHAT!? A sausage dog chasing a laser beam on his collar?
Innnnnnnnnnteresting.
In case you haven't noticed, this is not a politics column, nor is it as high brow (joking) as
Luke's articles, middle brow maybe, but more leaning to the low. (Definitely lowest of the low.)
In an attempt to leave you feeling much happier once reading this, I must first show you this. This is where we are at with the oil spill crisis.
This is high rez image from NASA. See it
HERE
So now that the doominess is done with...
Let's bring the LULZ!!!
I am personally pretty happy/ecstatic that 3 of my favourite shows will be coming out with new seasons. With
Weeds,
Top Gear and
Mad Men all weighing in, it's safe to say (late) June/July will be good months for staying in and the torrents sites will take a beating.
However, none quite beats the excitement to this new series:
In a sad turn of events, Mike 'the Situation' from Jersey Shore with the help of Fatman Scoop, have just ruined any last strand of integrity Rap music never had.
Here's some music satire to get the ouch out of your head.
Sometimes I feel like I just have
TOO much in common with Beavis and Butthead.
On the topic of epic bands, a Seattle group called
'Natalie Portman's Shaved Head' have decided to let Natalie Portman know that they will not be using the services of her name anymore.
They shall now be known as
'Brite Futures'.
I ♥ you Harmony Korine, be my hetero life partner will you?
HUH magazine interview's him
I also love blind dogs that play fetch
If human eyes were acceptable for pooches, I'd
SRSLY consider this. Break my fucking heart, you fucking guy.
A Turkish guy got lucky
... got to keep his life.
Do spiders creep you out? What about crabs? What about Giant Spider Crabs of the SEA? Yeah, probably shouldn't watch this (but please do)
They use the word 'Slough' in the title. I don't even know the exact meaning of that word, but I know I hate it.
This guy, used to be gay, now pro-Christian. Believes Homosexuality is a sin.
I'm sorry man, I just can't take what you're saying seriously when you say it like you speak it.
Sarah Jessica Parker reacts to claims she looks like a horse
Sorry SJP, but you do. See more here
Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse
Eastbound & Down's Ashley Schaeffer of Ashley Schaeffer just sold another car
Can haz another season soon plz?
Ever notice how Doc from the game Punchout was an asshole?
Remember when
Paperboy reenaction was epic too?
For those that wonder and even those who don't, this is my house:
This is why you should never ask for help in forums
Results = Megz LOL <--- This is fucking hilarious
Another thread WIN from
misscalifornia -->
Click to make LARGE
A hipster got Lobe Lock PWN3d
He came
This is exactly how much I hustle <--- life altering
I hate this child so so very much
If the Food Network is interested in developing a cooking show with Aziz Ansari, where he plays a character based on this kid,
please contact him. Thanks.
TIME asks, what happens to North Korea's soccer team for embarrassing the almighty Kim Jong Motherfucker i'm ill?
Ruh Roh
LOLTATZ of the week: Spiderwoman
Spidey likes. But if you were Spidey, what would
YOU like? Spiders head with a woman's body? Or woman's body with a spiders head? Hmmmm... Both are potentially fatal.
This is awesome, it's by
Jaclyn Rehe of
Korpus Tattoo, Melbourne.
See more at
LOLTATZ
I find this difficult to masturbate to
More skeleton porn
HERE
This is for all my haters.
Epic wheelchair guy, is EPIC!!!!
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Peace out,
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