First and foremost, you'll be pleased to know that Keanu found a hobby and is somewhat, marginally less sadder:


But what I REALLY want to know is, why has it taken this long for Lindsay Lohan to get punched in the face and put in jail?

I think she's done exceptionally well to avoid at least one fist to the face thus far.

It was a slow start to the internets this week (imho), but I got there in the end, let's get into it.

This is how I want to wake up everyday for the rest of my life.
Last week he was on a bike, now he's on a boat.

Love that guy.

Biggest skateboard in the world now comes in rideable edition

Want.

Have you seen Double Rainbro? Judging from how many hits this had at the start of the week, seems everyone has peeped this.


Hungrybear9562 is hungry for 9562 pingers:

Did you also know that he is a Cage Fighter?! What does it meaaaan?

I made you some memes


Wretched magnets. I enquire, in what manner dost they work?


HOW THOUGH!?


Fast forward 40 years and we have a time capsule of the American me.

 "Struttin that ass, struttin that ass." His ramblings > Your ramblings.


Mutha Uckers

 Tell me you didn't want to watch this, you should then give me your postal address to which I'll send you post-it note in an envelope that says, "you're lying" accompanied with a little bag of fuck you.

Some bears had a dinner date

Are you as bad at Bowling as me this guy is?

 Then you'd be as awesome as me this guy at winnerfailing.

This is exactly why I had a labrador/retriever for 17 years*

 *and the fact he was $50, cute as fuck and I happened to be 4 years old and love puppies. (Fate, not co-inky-dink)

Feel the beat son, they go hard. *sigh* Remember being naive about Hip-Hop? No? Just me?

They tried to rap battle me for my lunch. I walked away, I thought I'd be the wigger man.

This one is a classic, PEE came out when I first saw this.

 Next time I go to Canberra, the H is O.

BLU just pooped some more amazingness into a paintbucket.

Skills: Haz some

Imagine if they made Twilight for dudes?

OMG! NOW I UNDERSTAND THE HYPE!? (No, I don't)

Rippin' and tearin' - 60 year old Super Freak

Oh maaaan, I hope I know a guy like that in 30 years time. Ladies, would you tap him?

When you see it, you will shit bricks

WOW! Fat lesbian WOW boy/girl threatens other WOW users. Dirty, dirty mouth on her.

This one gets late pass.

LOLTATZ of the week - The hole punch

Hey, what's this down here? Haha... Poof! *punch*  ... Oh you asshole!
All of this magnificence comes courtesy of James Straker!

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Hey! Want to block your ex???

DELETE THEM FROM THE INTERNETS! (not really, just hide them)

The .gif thread has been going nuts by some .gif obsessed maniac! The results?
GO SEE FOR YOURSELF!!



Ps. This is the best .gif ever created since the last time I said that.

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Peace out,
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