* READ * BEFORE YOU GET YOUR CREEP ON:
1.
Are you at work?
Yes [ ] No [ ] - proceed to next question.
2.
Is your boss in the vicinity of potentially hazardous materials?
Yes [ ] - Is he/she as much as a creep as you are? - proceed to next question No [ ]
3.
Do you hate Ass & Titties?
Yes [ ] - go to question 5 - No [ ] - proceed to next question
4.
Offended easily?
Yes [ ] - proceed to next question No [ ] - skip question 5.
5.
Leave this place for you will burn in hell eternally for coming this far. Go read a bible, this is not for you.
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Now that we have the undesirables under wraps the rest of us can enjoy the fruits of fashion to the fullest.
I bring to you the 50
Best Sluttiest (in my own opinion: The BEST) American Apparel ads that have time and time again been banned by the 'Elderly Sunday driver boob and booty haters club' and their liberal water sipping associates, you know the ones? The ones that have the complaint line programmed into their big buttoned 16 year old Telephone.
It's no secret that American Apparel's creator & CEO,
Dov Charney has seen his fair share of drama from the daywalkers.
Most recently in the UK for a campaign, which was totally moderate and barely rated M in comparison to previous ads that they have run.
The ad depicts a clothed girl with very subtle hints of breast, who to the board of old farts, is under the age of 18 when in reality she is a ripe and very legal 23. You be the judge, I've seen far more offensive advertisements about fluffy beavers endorsing tampons. Sure, as mentioned they do need to protect the rights of exploited children, but in no way is that offensive, right?
Oh, You think it is? Refer to aforementioned question 5.
Peep the above smut. I've washed my hands of the dirt.
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