If you haven't discovered Twitter yet, may I suggest...don't? It's just another *insert social networking client* to maintain, and who wants that? Well, I do. So if you want to 'be like mike', and by mike I do mean me, join that shit. It's pretty good actually.

Twitter is basically another facebook like web application that keeps you updated with JUST status updates usually integrated with the blackberry babies and crackjack's. Purposeful? Barely.

But when you get pornstars and barely literate 'stars' like Shaquille O'Neal, shit gets hectic and will have you frowning in amazement at just how DUMB famous people can be.

And the beat goes on:


Jenna Haze


2009 AVN Best Actress Nominee, Female Performer of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: jenxstudios

Best Tweet: “Wow I have 420 followers.. yay I better celebrate appropriately! :-) ” 11:41 AM Jan 2nd from web

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Stoya


2009 AVN Best New Starlet Nominee

Twitter ID: stoya

Best Tweet: “The ups man may have seen my boobs in the frenzy of box grabbing while wrapped in a blanket” 7:20 AM Jan 2nd from web

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Belladonna


2009 AVN Female Performer of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: enterbelladonna

Best Tweet: “Painting nails, shopping, being interviewed, lunch with an Australian friend, fantasizing of being nailed by Tony T. Yup that is my day.” 11:24 AM Jan 5th from web

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Jessica Drake


2009 AVN Best Actress Nominee, Female Performer of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: thejessicadrake

Best Tweet: “on my way to party!!! I look like a disco ball!” 9:38 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from mobile web

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Joanna Angel


2009 AVN Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: JoannaAngel

Best Tweet: “there is a new BA girl i named “tits” and she is awesome…. and so are her tits.” 9:15 PM Jan 3rd from mobile web

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Roxy Deville


2009 AVN Best Actress Nominee,  Female Performer of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: RoxyDeVille

Best Tweet: “getting my hair dyed for avn so i dont look like a f*cking homeless person” about 3 hours ago from mobile web

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Sasha Grey


2009 AVN Best Actress Nominee, Female Performer of the Year Nominee, Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: sashagrey

Best Tweet: “just finished a shoot…man I’m tired!” 4:25 PM Jan 3rd from mobile web

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Sarah Blake


Twitter ID: meetsarahblake

Best Tweet: “I”m taking dirty pics today. I’m also fighting with my editing software. That bastard and murphy must have made a pact!” 11:04 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from Twitter Tools

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Jesse Jane


2009 AVN Best Actress Nominee, Female Performer of the Year Nominee, Jenna Jameson Crossover Star of the Year Nominee

Twitter ID: jessejanerocks

Best Tweet: “Hey I just got back from Alaska with Stoya and Riley.We had a snowball fight in the North Pole” 12:22 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from web

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Marie Luv


2009 AVN Best Supporting Actress Nominee

Twitter ID: MarieLuv

Best Tweet: “So I just got a pedi & filmed it! You can see her cameltoe. Lol. Now for my hands!!!” January 7th from txt

If your bored, you should definitely subscribe to their posts, well worth a giggle.

Other people you should check out on Twitter:

Shaq - "Its never to late, b who u wanna b Shaquille oneal"
MischaBarton - “I’m so clueless as to what the is. Help? :-)”
Rachel_Bilson - “Shopping! Shhhhhh”
tinafey - “When it comes to sex my only rule is no ifs, ands, or butts. Literally.”
ArabParrot - "Fell asleep dreamt I met geroge michael in a mcdonalds and couldn't get anyone to take our pic and he left. These are the dreams I have."