Spam One Liners Transformed

SimoneMitchell ON 27 May 2008 09:51:52AM Oh I DO like this. Very much.

• Flag
  

neeko ON 27 May 2008 05:56:40PM ha, we keep an interchangeable top 10 list of spam subject titles at work. current top position: ANY BIGGER AND I WILL END UP IN CIRCUS.

• Flag
  

JiMBOB ON 28 May 2008 11:23:43AM My name is Mrs. JimBob, from Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Am 58years old, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than 2 months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. My late husband died early last year from heart attack, and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. The doctor has advised me that I will not live for more than 2 months because of the stage, so I have now decided to spread all my wealth, to contribute mainly to the development of charity in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. Before my late husband died he was a major oil tycoon, in dubai and deposited the sum of 20 million dollars (Twenty million dollars) in a security company in europe some years ago, thats all I have left now, I need you to collect this funds and distribute it yourself to charity. so that when i die my soul can rest in peace. the funds will be entirely in hands and management. I pray God gives you the wisdom to touch very many lives,that is my main concern. 20% of this money will be for your time and effort, while 80% goes to charity. Just send me your bank details and pass word so I is putting 20 million dollars (Twenty million dollars) in you account God bless you. JimBob

• Flag