Sweet smelling Marc Jacobs

Ah Marc Jacobs, object of my distant affections and handbag of the woman who plays me in the movie of my life, Sophia Coppola. I have coveted your clothes since I was wee, and you were shabby. Now you are finely honed and muscular, and you have the gay face, rather than the old grunge face we used to know and love.

You have been to the Karl Lagerfeld school of stepping up and shaping up. But still, Marc Jacobs, you smell so sweet. Some English guy said  a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. And so yes, you still smell like your old grungey self, only more Basily and Peary. Indeed a Marc Jacobs by any other name would.

These tankards of fragrance your people delivered will last forever. They are so big at 300mls that I may bathe in them. All the while thinking of you and your penchant for Sorbet Pear and Basil and the movie of my life that eventually we will make together.

Marc Jacobs Sorbet eau de toilette $99RRP at Myer or David Jones.

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Fabulous dahling

A life more fabulous is what we all need.