Poor Amy Winehouse. I just want to give her a hug. Recent photos of the stylish lady make me very frightened. She needs some love and hugs, and definitely less drugs. Now
Julien McDonald
wants to turn her into a model? She needs crumpets, not catwalks, silly man.
Amy is just 5 foot three inches. That's shorter than me. And that is
waaay too short to be modelling. Anyway, Vanessa Paradis, also 5'3"
already has the job of world's shortest model. Plus, isn't their a BMI restriction on models at the moment?
If Ames really wants to take on the job, if it would make her feel better, then she'll need some pepping and fattening up. So I'm thinking of sending her a care package. Like your Mum does when you're away at uni eating nothing more than cup noodles and beer.
In the care package for Amy, I'm putting the full Will and Grace series 1 through 8, Curb Your Enthusiasm series 1 to 6, a blanket that I'll crochet, a hot water bottle, some high calorie ANZAC biscuits and Shapes (they add at least a kilo per handful) and some tea bags.
My hope is that she'll stay in and have a laugh at
Grace Adler and
Larry David for a few days. The full series should keep her away from paps and drugs for at least a week. The blanky and hottie should keep her tiny bones warm, as should the tea (she will have to buy the milk, if she takes it) while she fattens up on the bikkies.
I may run into the issue of her security not letting weird packages from Australia through the door, but we'll see how we go.