Look what happens when you sleep on something...

Toby Allen our intrepid designer sent me a bunch of links to this "so bad it's awesome/are they for real?" South African band last week. This was the first vid:


Die Antwoord - 'Zef Side'

Incredible right?  

Die Antwoord (Afrikaans for "The Answer", according to their Wiki) consists of frontman NINJA ('zef rap rave master') hype girl YO-LANDI VI$$ER ('Fre$h futuristik rich-bitch' ) and beat maker ('beat monster') DJ HI-TEK. The group claim on their website to be "the freshest, most futuristik rap-rave crew in the world", inspired by 'Cape Town's fast and furious mini-bus taxi's' and made to represent the 'Zuid Afrikanese' streets'. (Complete with hardcore band pics, including one of the NINJA wading in his undies towards a floating beach ball.) Yeah it smacks of Ali-G-meets-Nathan-Barley but too late...I'm smitten.

Second single is the just as awesome 'Enter the Ninja'.


Die Antwoord - 'Enter the Ninja'

So all 'up in the interweb' now it's not funny. Except when you see them do it live:


Die Antwoord - 'Enter the Ninja' live

Wondering if they're like that in person right? Here's an interview from just earlier this week, in which Ninja rocks the white undies under his short shorts while explaining the "un-gangsta' tattoo of fairys on his arm. Yo Landi plays with a white rat.


Die Antwoord - Interview February 2010

And here's another recent (NSFW) live performance, this time in the back of a cab trundling through the streets of South Africa.


Die Antwoord - 'Taxijam'

Despite the band saying that they "made all their music, music videos, video stings, photos, and this next-level interwebsite all on their own with the help of some good friends" they're releasing their debut on Amsterdam's Magnetron as well as a Sony imprint. Over the last week the band have found traction on US blogs via FreeWilliamsburg and Pitchfork, as well as party crashers Videogum, who went with the headline 'DIE ANTWOORD IS "FAKE," AND SO WHAT?'. Aw.

In their story they bring up the fact - and videos - that our protagnists have shot clips previously, in seemingly different characters, for an oddball online (comedy?) channel. But as the title does suggest, if they're making beats like this, rocking the mic live and conducting themselves in person as they do...who cares? Jack and Meg weren't siblings either.

Someone needs to bring them out stat. 

'Wat Pomp' is one of their older songs and evidently pre-budget. I think I love it.


Die Antwoord - 'Wat Pomp'

10 Things You Need to Know About Die Antwoord (according to Die Antwoord):

1-NINJA, YO-LANDI and DJ HI-TEK made all their music, music videos, video stings, photos, and this next-level interwebsite all on their own with the help of some good friends.
2-NINJA was in many weird rap groups before DIE ANTWOORD: The Orginal Evergreens, Max Normal, Fantastic Kill, and Total Confusion on Planet Phunk to name a few. Then one day NINJA tapped into his inner zef and discovered DIE ANTWOORD.
3-NINJA has a secret fairy forest tattoo on left arm that he covers with bass.
4-Just to clear up the rumors: NINJA and YO-LANDI are not in a relationship. They are just good friends. NINJA says: Relationships are fickle, like the relationship you are having with your body.
5-Yo-landi's mom cuts her hair, but she gets her hair dyed at SCAR HAIR. Yo-landi says: It's always important to remember your roots.
6-This next fun fact is dedicated to all the confused retard people out there who hate DIE ANTWOORD but can't stop watching their interweb videos every single fokkin day of their boring lives. DIE ANTWOORD put Puma & Jagermeister logos onto this next-level interwebsite because Puma gives DIE ANTWOORD free clothes and free shoes and Jagermeister gives DIE ANTWOORD free dop. Puma and Jagermeister did not give us money to make DIE ANTWOORD. DIE ANTWOORD was created from nothing using alot of blood, sweat and tears.
7-NINJA likes Dolfins.
8-YO-LANDI likes sexy boys with no front teeth.
9-DJ HI-TEK likes his PC Computer.
10-ZEF is a unique South African term that has been around for fuck knows how long. This term was made famous 10 years ago by a next-level interwebsite called WatKykJy.com.
11-NINJA, YO-LANDI and DJ HI-TEK started DIE ANTWOORD because of WAT KYK JY?
12-JACK PAROW is DIE ANTWOORD'S duk gang$ta kung-fu panda chommie.
13-The 1st time NINJA saw JACK PAROW'S fat rap cap he got goose bumps.
14-YO-LANDI rocks more bling than C3PO.
15-YO-LANDI's best friend is KIMPOSSIBLE who lives in Mitchell's Plain.
16-DJ HI-TEK is a shape-shifting alien from another dimension.
17-NINJA does not sit like a doos with a koki pen and draw every single one of his tattoos on in the exact same identical place every time he has to be in a photo or a music video or a rap show you fuckin idiot, or wait...maybe he does. Jissis!
18-DIE ANTWOORD are busy blowing up faster than the speed of light because they are the freshest, most futuristik rap-rave crew in the world.
19-DIE ANTWOORD raps for the Chosen Ones.
20-Anyone who doesn't like DIE ANTWOORD is a poes.

PS: It's worth checking out the 'secret' section of their website. Do it: www.dieantwoord.com