It’s that time of the year again where men sweat from their ball sacks racking their brains as to what to get their better half on the day we call Valentine’s. This will be the first year in a REAAAAAAAALLY long time that I’ve been part of a single-named couple (LaMuff) so all those years of bitter bitchfest Feb 14th funkdom have copped the proverbial middle finger…and so the thinking caps go into overdrive. Not only do I have Valentine’s Day to contend with but my partner just happens to be born on that day, so double wham bam, thank you mam to me. It’s the ultimate bitter taste of medicine I deserve for bitching my ass off in my previous post. Karma much!

Thank god my chaaaken loves sneakers. The selection of kicks dropping for Valentine's Day has gone through the roof with most major brands releasing some garish interpretation of what your lover wants to rock with her socks. Nike were first to bring out a loved-up inspired kick with their silky satin Air Force One back in 2007. With the floodgates open and brands ready to drop trainers for any occasion the choices for your lady this year have never been so easy. Just please don’t buy them for me!



It takes a lot to pull off hearts, gold trim and tacky designs, but if it floats your girl’s boat (which I’m sure there is a massive demographic out there to tap – proven by thefact that these cupcakes keep rearing their head every year) make sure to hitup your local sneaker spot to guarantee you a hot and heavy mack session this Valentines Day!