Oh, hi! Before we begin, I just want to wish one of my favourite people, Frances Bean Cobain a happy birthday for today. Happy 18th, Franny!  Why, it only feels like yesterday you were at the MTV music awards with your mum and dad and, rather inexplicably, Sinead O'Connor. Now you're 18, which means that if you were Australian, you'd be able to vote in our election on Saturday! I haven't been this excited about politics since you dressed up as Eva Peron for that Harpers Bazaar fashion shoot!

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Anyway, obviously ever since you had that smackdown with Ali Lohan you're not on Twitter anymore so you might be a bit out of the loop, but being a sophisticated and cultured young lady, I'm sure you read The New Yorker. In which case you may have found the recent mash-ups of Kanye's tweets with New Yorker cartoons rather amusing. Me too! Hey, do you mind if we totally rip off that concept ourselves today and find out if Kanye's tweets also work humorously when paired with images from the 2010 federal election campaign? No? Why, thank you! Here we go!

@KanyeWest and the 2010 Australian Federal Election Campaign—together at last

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Floral arrangement is crazy nice right now... these are manifique ... I hope that's how it's spelled in France language lol!!!

The Opposition Leader Tony Abbott en route from Melbourne to Sydney yesterday.

Some mornings I have to play that old M.I.A album... I just have to... Bamboo Banga M.I.A coming back POOOWEEERRR POOOWERRRRR

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Fiona Apple - Sleep to Dream... one of my favorite opening lines to a song... "I have never been so insulted in all my life!"

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I wake up everyday and say - I'm trying my best to stay out my own way

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Don't you hate when people clap to loud in the car ... it's like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa


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That's lovely what is that velvet???


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I might bless the city today with an all white suit ... why not


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Sometimes I get emotional over fonts


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I'm just trying to do it all presidential style in general

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Fresh Mode is my dress code

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Just cause you got a stylist don't mean you got style


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Life is pretty fucking awesome

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Now go get my throne cause I don't wanna stop I just go in my zone and Ima make make it hot till its time to go

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I asked her how she stays in shape ... she said she doesn't eat... she on a no food diet...A NO FOOD DIET???!!!

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Yo I'm getting a thousand new followers every 15 minutes on a Sunday night Wowzers!!! Thank you this has been an amazing day so far

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They can't hate you when you smiling


Ruby Tuesday ... Therese, Jessica and Kevin Rudd at yesterday's launch of 'Ruby Tuesday'.

La Roux Bullet Proof on repeat right now