It seems Marilyn Manson has been:a) eating a few too many pork buns
b) making out with Miss Piggy
Announcing on his Facebook page on Tuesday that he has been diagnosed with Swine flu.
Joining the 'beautiful people' that have contracted the flu strain, Manson as expected took the news lightly and did not dismiss the opportunity to diss some of his mega babe ex-girlfriends, including Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan and ex-wife, Dita von Teese, writing:
"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in "no way" contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately I am going to survive."
Definitely an insult worthy of a H1(N1).
I'd watch what you say dude one has played a vampire, another a witch and one can pull some sweet moves using a pole, don't mess with them or you could be ham on a bagel in no time. And we all know that's NOT kosher.
It has not been reported yet if he will cancel shows from his Australian tour next month.
Manson is set to play
Perth Challenge Stadium October 5
Adelaide Thebarton Theatre October 7
Melbourne Festival Hall October 10
Sydney Hordern Pavilion October 14
Brisbane Entertainment Centre October 17