The one man who proves he is both large and in charge aka Kevin Smith at 1am AEST ended his 24 hour Twitter-thon.
In a statement prior to the world’s longest Q&A Smith said “I’ve been training for this my whole life, simply by being a lazy fat-ass who’d rather stare at a screen than better himself with a brisk constitutional. Someone asked what my training regiment is gonna be, and I told them I’ve already stockpiled lots of Count Chocula”.
The Twitter-thon coincides with the release of his new book "Shootin the Shit with Kevin Smith” to be released in the States on 22 September (Amazon delivers yet again, you can preorder the book here).
Smith prefaced the historical Twitter binge warning “I’m 39, folks: my tolerance for pricks is non-existent anymore. gonna drop any pricks who’re just Tweeting hostility. Chances are, I’m gonna be pretty stoned; if I sense you trying to harsh my mellow, the ganja’s not gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. BLAM! You’re gone.”
Bleary eyed and constantly blowing my nose (one of the perks of being sick is that natural coloured ochres come out of your nose and there’s something great and Australian about that) during the depths of this morning, I’m not going to pretend I did not partake in this twiterd’s (Twitter nerd) wet dream.
Some highlight tweets included:
We're now going through it all TOGETHER. Poop-Tweeting. Or Shittering. Me at my most vulnerable. Go.
Via @Stexonlegs "whats the consistency like?" I'd say wet Play-Doh smoove. But there's a squatter.
Via @Minjock "a lot of people say they won't change when they become famous, but you actually didn't." S'not true: I'm much fatter now.
Closing in on three hours left. Could REALLY use a blowjob.Don't dare wake Jen for sex, let alone one-sided oral. Fleshlight where are you?
BUT the highlight for me came when Mr Kevin Smith himself tweeted me back. YES, THAT IS RIGHT KEVIN EFFING SMITH TWEETED ME BACK! It’s sad but this will probably end up being the greatest achievement of my life.
All I can say is thank you Silent Bob for breaking the silence.
