Now, I have some stupid ideas every now and then. In fact, I pride myself on it. Here are some of them...
5. In the style of: Stephen King films
A man in small town middle America is involved in an accident whereby he is knocked unconscious by a tin of paint. He awakens to find that rather than seeing colours, he sees their colour number. He goes on to use this new found skill to become the world's greatest interior decorator. However, people begin to be found dead with their bodies painted in an obscure colour...
Title: The Tinning
Starring: Gerard Butler
4. In the style of: Childrens feel-good holiday movies
Jimmy & Ben are two best friends are playing in their local neighborhood park when an unfortunate accident occurs - Ben falls from a great height and breaks his neck. He dies in hospital. Jimmy is distraught and inconsolible, however his step-father takes him to the zoo in an attempt to lift his spirits. It is there that he meets a chimpanzee who takes a liking to him. Jimmy believes that his friend's soul has returned in the chimp and their lifelong friendship continues, with hilarious results.
Title: Chimp And Me
Starring: A couple of no-name kids, and Greg Kinnear as the step-father
3. In the style of: The Animal, The Hot Chick etc...
Rob Schneider is a down on his luck limo driver struggling to pay rent and wishing for a better life. One enchanted night, his cliet is a girl named - wait for it - Cinderella, and after not returning her home by midnight, he is turned into a pumpkin. Several hyjinx occur, and Rob finds out that being a pumpkin isnt all that its cracked up to be. Maybe he was better off in the first place..?
Title: The Pumpkin
Starring: ahhh... Rob Schneider!
2. In the style of: Sleepless in Seattle
Two loveless loners meet while in line at the local coffee shop. They find they have an instant connection and chat for hours. Upon attempting later dates however, they find everything falling a bit flat and stuggle to hold a converstation for longer than 2 minutes. That is, until their after dinner coffee sends the sparks flying... Is there love in the beans?
Title: Percolations
Starring: Jason Biggs, Lindsay Lohan
1. In the style of: Computer game adaptations
A team of two dragons enter a contest in which they must fight to pass rooms by defeating all enemys. In order to do so they must trap the enemies within a bubble, and then pop that bubble. Dead enemies leave behind prizes such as jewels (not the singer), icypoles and french fries (in fact... the movie will be funded by McDonalds). Did I mention its in 3D? No? Oh, well it is.
Title: Bubble Bobble
Starring: Lets give the voices of Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo a chance to redeem themselves after that Mario Bros mess.