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Wigger Wednesdays

Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Yo, You got... Stupid Def Mad Sick Funky Fresh Dope Props?
Chill, Aiight you can hang. Just dont come between me and Fewizzle aiight?
Yeah dope. Holler.

Oh dont know about Wigger Wednesday's? That's because we just made it up, but from now on, we cold chillin on some straight ghetto 'ish. Wednesday. Mid-week mad cunts.

If you dont know what the eff i just said, then you too old to hang. dont come with that fossil shit.

But.. If you down, you'll know that there are different types of posing: (you can choose one of these examples)

- "Bad Boy": the face makes the look. push your bottom lip forward. bend your brows. (Tim Dog)

- "Gangster" : cars, money, naked women and guns are very important. (NWA)

- "Vaughn Bode" : bend your body backwards, it makes you look more gum. (Cheech Wizzard)

- "Outta Space" : send laser blasts with your hands. (Flash Gordon)

- "Think about it" : direct your forefinger meditative to your head. (Def Jeff)

- "Bodybuilder" : forget it, if you don't train your body at least once a week. (LL.Cool J)

- "Holy" : in view of the sky below, fold your hands in front of your chest. (Afrika Bambaataa)

- "Adidas" : Pose your feet in the right position (make the three stripes seenable.) (Run DMC)

- "Pointer" : Your finger points at something. (good for graffiti writers to point on their piece)

- "Freeezer" : You stop to dance and freeze to please... (Crazy Legs)

Get yo clique an snap yo fingaz on dem camras and u 2 can look like dis:


For example:


Tre Amigos Disco


Cutmaster GB with the one and only Pepa from Salt'n'Pepa


Sour Milk Fresh Posse


Nobody does it quite like Germany, Wiggerzens.


Can you smell the wigger envy?


What makes you think he won't cut you?


Homie-Sexual


You ain't real til you post up with the best, DMC & Wheels of Steel Crew - Blacky, Kool Cut Cee, Peal. Berlin, Germany 1987


Soon to be large. Freshest kid you ever seen.


Chillin with his gansta boo.


Pretty sure they're about 40 now and work in law firms. Keep it real.


KAYONE - Doing real things.


Wigger wednesdays, You can find it all unfolding here

KEEP IT REAL




Reader comments (7)

AnnieFox Royalty AnnieFox ON 27 Aug 2008 11:33:01AM Change your avatar, slap a wigga down and touch bitch up. It's your God given right

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Tobler1 Royalty Tobler1 ON 27 Aug 2008 11:35:37AM Remember kids: Kizzeep is Rizzeal

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mgoldenfein Royalty mgoldenfein ON 27 Aug 2008 11:39:07AM i cant wait to hurt someone

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SimoneMitchell Royalty SimoneMitchell ON 27 Aug 2008 11:42:06AM I'm listening to my brothers dropping some phat beats in these here headphones.

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KO Royalty KO ON 27 Aug 2008 12:01:49PM I ate dem phat beats like I ate yo mama last night, ya hearrrrrd?

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Nick Royalty Nick ON 27 Aug 2008 01:00:38PM whateva man, u shirt look like a dishrag

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Tobler1 Royalty Tobler1 ON 27 Aug 2008 01:06:03PM Wigger your shirt look like a curtain.

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