PAMMY BUSTS INTO THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

Pamela Anderson has entered the Big Brother house in a desperate attempt to try to revive the flagging series.

Anderson’s motives for entering the house was revealed on the Wednesday night special when she mentioned her own cameras would be following her into the BB compound. Just like Densie Richards and the Lohan clan, Anderson will be the start of her own reality TV show. A stint in Big Brother is sure to provide at least some excitement to the standard celebrity reality show.

At a press conference before entering the house, Anderson, wearing a canary yellow sun dress, stated that she had received ‘huge’ amount of money to enter the house. She also revealed that during her stay in Australia, not only would she become the most famous BB housemate there has yet been, but she would also be visiting a KFC store to protest against their treatment of chickens.

Anderson was not aware that KFC is a major sponsor of Big Brother when she signed on for the protest.

Wearing white short shorts and a matching white tank-top, Anderson sauntered onto the stage for tonight’s special, her famous chest in full swing. Continuously fluffing her blonde locks, Anderson looked healthy, happy, and was showing a more well-rounded figure then previous seen on her.

Chatting to Big Brother hosts Kyle and Jackie O, Anderson came across as down-to-earth, and seemed excited about her impending stay in the Big Brother house. She also wasn’t afraid to answer the tough questions, particularly when asked about her famous ex, Tommy Lee. After being asked if she and the bad-boy rocker were back together, Anderson revealed that they were ‘always together’ and ‘came as a package’.

Asked if she would appear naked when showering with the other housemates, Anderson replied ‘depends’.

Sassy and cheeky, Pamela Anderson played up to the role as a sexy vixen. When it was finally her turn to enter the house (a full two hours after the show began, no doubt in an attempt to hang-on to the huge audience her star status would bring) Anderson changed into a revealing red dress with her famous ‘assets’ standing to attention.

Like every other week, the remaining seven housemates had been given a task to train as paparazzi. Whenever the sound of camera shutters was heard, the housemates had to patrol the house and snap pictures of celebrities that were placed along the walls. There was even a catwalk set up – separated from the house by a plate of glass – where celebrity look-alikes would appear for photographs.

When Anderson was introduced to the house, she appeared on the red carpet as a look-alike. One of the housemates, Alice, was certain the look-alike actually was the real Pamela Anderson. The boys, however, convinced her she was wrong.

As Anderson disappeared from view, one of the housemates, a blonde bricklayer by the name of Rory was told to go to the Diary Room. There, waiting excitedly for him, was Pamela Anderson.

She hugged him eagerly. Rory looked like a deer caught in headlights. He led her out to the rest of the house and one of the girls said ‘Are you really Pamela Anderson?’ She replied to the affirmative.

She hugged all of the housemates as if they were her best friends. When they showed her the bedroom – which houses one huge bed for all housemates – Anderson laid back seductively while the others took photos of her.

As the credits rolled Anderson sat down for dinner with the astonished reality stars. Whether her addition to the house will cement another season for the show is yet to be known. What is certain, however, is that ratings for tomorrow night’s daily show will hit the roof.

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