TheVine - News, Music, Fashion and Videos

Gaming confessions

Thursday, July 24, 2008
"Forgive me Miyamoto for I have sinned. It's been many years since my last confession…"

As this wonderful site illustrates  (I like the person that made a catfood sandwich for the work colleague who kept stealing their lunch) confession is good for the soul.

Today it's time to admit those deep, dark gaming secrets.

You know, like how you actually enjoyed Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball even though you felt like a pervert, or you think Castlevania or Final Fantasy are absolute shite, how can't resist honking your car horn as you drive around virtual worlds, or you reckon Super Mario 64 isn't anywhere near as good as Superfrog.

Go on, fess up.

I'll start by sharing a few of mine, and look forward to reading your dirty little secrets…

- I think the Parappa the Rapper games are genius.

- A newspaper feature I wrote eons ago on the hapless 3DO console stated "the 3DO Interactive Multiplayer is a machine that could revolutionise home entertainment" and ended with "Here comes the future".

- I'm a sucker for gimmick peripherals - drums, guitars, bongos, maracas, vibrators, anything.

- I can't see what the fuss is about over Metal Slug.

- I'll never be much good at fighting games.

- My gaming skills appear to be becoming more feeble as I get older, and my thumb often gets RSI.

- In hindsight, I think Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was much better than San Andreas.

- I think behemoth Electronic Arts is actually good for the games industry.

- I've never owned a Master System, NEO GEO or any Atari hardware other than a 2600.

- My favourite SingStar song is Blondie's Heart of Glass.

- I think Sierra's old Quest games sucked.

- My personal favourite 50 games ever would look very different to this one.

- I often find myself enjoying "kids" games more than "mature" titles.

- Early in my game reviewing career, my (now absolutely embarrassingly inane) newspaper review of Doom was quoted in NSW parliament as support for why the classification regime of the day should be tightened. 

Reader comments (4)

CaptainAwesome Royalty CaptainAwesome ON 24 Jul 2008 03:46:33PM I fully intend to take a week off work when Starcraft 2 comes out. I could have cried when I played Quake 3 multiplayer, it was so bad in comparison to the first 2. I will never be as good at anything as I was at Total Annihilation.

  • Flag
 

mgoldenfein Royalty mgoldenfein ON 24 Jul 2008 04:34:26PM i once clocked maria brothers when I was young, only to find out that my friends older sister had the controller that was moving Mario. Devastated.

  • Flag
 

Nick Royalty Nick ON 24 Jul 2008 04:38:07PM I'd much rather play a Super Mario World, Metroid or Megaman RomHack than a Wii or PS3 coz the games on those consoles, whilst flashy, just don't do it for me. Also what the Captain said but add to that another month when Diablo 3 is released.

  • Flag
 

Cheeseface Citizen Cheeseface ON 27 Jul 2008 10:03:32PM My best friend in primary school was only that because he had California Games on PC at his house. (Okay, and because I had a crush on his older sister). One day, he cottoned on and asked me if the only reason I came over was to play his computer. I replied, 'No. You also have a trampoline.' ...I'm sorry, David. You deserved better.

  • Flag
 

Want to add a comment?

Signup for a free account, or log in (if you're already a member)

  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

  • Comments: 4
  • Views: 646
  • Faves
  • Flag

Game Paradise

Video games are captivating more and more Australians every day. Award-winning veteran games journalist Jason Hill has chronicled the video game industry’s rise to mainstream entertainment force for over 15 years. Join Jason in exploring the latest news, issues and trends in interactive entertainment.