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Kinetic Typography is really cool

Aug 25

Kinetic Typography is really cool

Words that move with speech. Sounds simple, does it not?


A comprehensive guide on how to be cool

Jun 30

A comprehensive guide on how to be cool

Do not read guides on the internet which teach you how to be cool. If you are reading this, you are a failure.

I'm talking failure on the "sexually attracted to fire" level.

The Anti-Awesome

Jun 2

The Anti-Awesome

Can it be expressed more succinctly?

The 6666666666th person alive on earth was born this morning

May 11

The 6666666666th person alive on earth was born this morning

The 6,666,666,666th person alive on earth was born this morning. Life, being arguably the most horrific sexually transmitted disease known to mankind, could have been prevented completely by investing a mere $13.3 billion in overpriced-pub-condom-machines. That's the cost of a 39 days of the Iraq war in order to eliminate the entire species. Suck it George, you amateur.

Turning up the awwwww some

May 9

Turning up the awwwww some

What better way to begin this most auspicious blog than to upload lots of random images that are either insanely cute or just totally awesome? I shall save the midget porn for later (which arguably fits into both catergories).


Turn Up The Awesome

TUTA is a pointless miscellany of stuff that I like. Regular consumption of TUTA is scientifically proven to increase your level of Awesomeness to levels previously though impossible by experts. It's classified under "Sex & Relationships" as the title combines my greatest love and biggest fear.