***Some images in the gallery above are NSFW, you have been warned.***

Only on the internet can you find a site specifically dedicated to lady parts and colourful beams of light, surprisingly enough it's called: LAZERTITS.

I know, right?! Some people have a lot of time on their hands.

Here's how they describe it over on their tumblr:

"For centuries the female bosom has been wrongfully held in the prison of maternal duty and frat boy motor-boating. The time has come to blow the cell doors open for breasts! Howl for hooters! Terrorize for tits! Bomb for boobs! LAZERTITS looks into the past and changes the future one broad at a time. What will YOU say when your kids ask where you were during the revolution? Don't burn your bra, BLAST IT!!!"


All I can say is, sorry mum.