Britain's favourite
"piano rock band" -
shudder - are back!
And it turns out that lead singer Tom Chaplin's cherubic features were actually due to coke bloat!
Didn't see
that coming.
Still, love them or hate them, the hugely popular
Coldplay Lite Keane have rallied to create a third album of strangely undeniable nonsense that will no doubt sell out stadiums full of collective bed wetting, boo-hooing, candle waving, 90210 soundtrack selling, boutique summer festivals full of thirtysomething parents called Fanella and Tarquin,
and their babies, and the releasing of doves.
Perfect Symmetry is out next month and I'll no doubt secretly like one of the tracks and I'll hate them, and myself, for it.
Luckily, lead single "Spiralling" isn't that single.
"Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the
singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don't need to say anything
else."
- Noel Gallagher